From my years on television as a Anchorman, you learn a thing or two. One - Always smoke a cigar over cigarettes. Two - You can make up most forign minister's names, and no one will know. Three - Always drink scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Unfortunately we are out of our own, so we get to make some.
Here's the subject of our interview. About 7" tall, 200g, and probably the Kingpin of crime.
So we cut him open, just to see what the goings on were of his organization.
Needless to say, they were not pleased.
So we filed away the findings to examine them later.
We filled it up with Iceberg Vodka, and let it relax for a day. Had to add a bit more later on because it was getting thirsty for more. I have created a monster. I ended up using the last of my Iceberg vodka on it.
Now it looked like it was ready to talk.
We showed him what he was compared too... Just a common variety schnapps stooly for the cops.
All in all we reached an agreement. A deliciously sweet agreement. Butterscotch & vodka worked quite well together. Not the perfect fit, but still worked together. If you're stuck at Grandma's house for the weekend, brew up a batch and make her happy.